Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Transliteration of various Namaz Ni Dua's
Bismillahir-Rahmani-Rahim - Allaho laa ilaaha illaa huwal hayyul qayyum, laa taakhuzuhu sintun wa laa nawnm lahu maa fis-sa-maavaate wa maa fil-ardhem manzallazi yashfao indahu illa be iznehee, yaalamo maa baina aydee-him wa maa khalfahum wa laa yuheetoona be shyin min ilmihee illaa be maa shaa-a, wase-a kursiyuhus samaavaate wal-ardha wa la yaooduhu hifzumaa wahuwal aliyul azeem. Laa ikroaha fid-deen, qadtabayyanar rushdo minal, ghaiye, fa man yakfur bittaaghoote wa yumin billaahe fa qad-istamsaka bil urwatil wusqaa, lan fisaama lahaa, wal-laaho samiun aleem, Allaaho waliyul lazeena amanoo yukhrejo-um minazzulomaate ilan noor. Wallazeena kafroo awliyao-humut taaghooto yukhrejoona-hum minan noore ilaz zulomaat, ulaaeka ashaabun-naar, hum feehaa khaaledoun.
Following to be recited in Ramzan after magrib faraz before breaking the Fast :
Allahumma Haza sahrel ramzan allazi unzela fihil qur-an hodallinase vabainase minal hoda an furqan allahumma bariklana fi sahere ramzan wainna alaihe wataqabbal ho-minna innaka ala kulle sayin qadir, la ilaha illallah astagferullah allahumma inni as-alokal jannata wa auzobeka minalnar.
Sahere Ramzan Mahina ma Roza ni Niyyat.
Allahumma Inni nawaito an asooma sawmal "___________" min saherillahe sahere ramzanal moazzame ada-an lillahe insha-allaho ta-ala.
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Day Fill the blank space of niyyat above with following as per the day of Ramzan.
1 Youmil Awwale
2 Al Youmis-Sani
3 Al Youmis-Salese
4 Al Youmir-Rabea
5 Al Youmil-Khamese
6 Al Youmis-Sadese
7 Al Youmis-Sabea
8 Al Youmis-Samene
9 Al Youmit-Tasea
10 Al Youmil-Ashere
11 Al Youmil-Hadi-asher
12 Al Youmis-Sani-asher
13 Al Youmis-Salese-asher
14 Al Youmir-Rabea-asher
15 Al Youmil-khamese-asher
16 Al Youmis-Sadese-asher
17 Al Youmis-Sabea-asher
18 Al Youmis-Samene-asher
19 Al Youmit-Tasea-asher
20 Al Youmil-Ishrina
21 Al Youmil-Hadi-Wal-Ishrina
22 Al Youmis-Sani-Wal-Ishrina
23 Al Youmis-Salese-Wal-Ishrina
24 Al Youmir-Rabea-Wal-Ishrina
25 Al Youmil-khamese-Wal-Ishrina
26 Al Youmis-Sadese-Wal-Ishrina
27 Al Youmis-Sabea-Wal-Ishrina
28 Al Youmis-Samene-Wal-Ishrina
29 Al Youmit-Tasea-Wal-Ishrina
30 Al Youmis-Salaseena
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Job as Mother
Mother,, Mama, Mummy, Mumma, MaJOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organisational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs £5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass youPREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free love, hugs, kisses and smiles for life if you play your cards right.
This is in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, it is highly appreciated.