Thursday, February 21, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Job as Mother
POSITION:
Mother,, Mama, Mummy, Mumma, MaJOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organisational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs £5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass youPREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free love, hugs, kisses and smiles for life if you play your cards right.
This is in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, it is highly appreciated.
Mother,, Mama, Mummy, Mumma, MaJOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organisational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs £5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass youPREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free love, hugs, kisses and smiles for life if you play your cards right.
This is in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, it is highly appreciated.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Amatullah Ai Saheba
Amatullah Ai Saheba, aquila (wife) of our beloved Syedna Mohammad Burhanuddin (TUS) was born on the 15th Zilhaj. Amatullah Ai Saheba and Syedna Mohammad Burhanuddin (TUS) were married for 63 years. Not only was Amatullah Ai Saheba a companion and partner to our beloved Maula (TUS), but she was an ideal of motherhood and did khidmaat for Maula (TUS) and Mumineen. Amatullah Ai Saheba and Maula (TUS) had a total of 10 children – 7 Shezadah Sahebs, and 3 Shehzadi Sahebas. Amatullah Ai Saheba’s ziyarat mubarak is in London, a city she loved. Her wafat was on the day of Milad un Nabi
Syedi Qutbuddin Shaheed (RA) - Ahmedabad.
Syedna Qutbuddin Shaheed (R.A)is the 32nd Dai-ul-Mutlaq Wilaadat was Fri, 30th Zilqad, 985H / 7th Feb, 1578AD. Shahaadat was Thu, 27th Jamadil Ukhra, 1056H / 9th Aug, 1646AD. Age 67 Yrs, Reign lasted 1 year, 8 months, 18 days. Rasulillah (S.A) prophesied the martyrdom of Syedna Qutbuddin Shaheed (R.A). When he was still an infant, his father, Syedna Dawood bin Qutubshah (R.A) also prophesied his shahaadat. In Ahmedabhad in 1056 Hijri, sacrifices were made and persecution endured in order to shield the faith. Rather than submit to dushman such as Aurangzeb, Qasim Aandhlo and Abdul Ghavii (l.a), Syedna Qutbuddin Shaheed (R.A) declared that he followed the tenets of Islam. As a result, he was martyred. Dushman claimed that Syedna Qutbuddin was executed under the charge of being a “raafzi”, or one who has deviated from the path of Islam. Syedna Qutbuddin refuted this claim by saying that he was far from being a raafzi. In fact, he was the essence of the Sunnah and he would choose martyrdom over admittance to such a charge.
Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed - Galiakot (Rajasthan)
Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA) lived around 5th/6th Century Hijri. (About 10th Century ie 900AD) He is referred to as “Babji Moula” by many mumineen. Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA) was a sahib of miracles; he had the ability to make metal go soft just as Dawood nabi (AS) was able to do. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS) is descended from Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA). He is the eight Dai from the progeny of Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA). On the 27th of Moharram, Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA), while on his way from Sagwara to Galiakot for Dawat purposes, was attacked by a group of bandits on the outskirts of Galiakot. He and his companions fought them off, but as maghrib approached, Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA) prayed namaz; the bandits took this opportunity to attack him and he was martyred. The Mazar Mubarak (mausoleum) of Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA) was first constructed in 1245H by Syedna Abdul Tayeb Zakiuddin (RA). It is carved from white marble and is a place of peace and tranquility. The Mazar Mubarak was later renovated by Syedna Taher Saifuddin (RA) and then again reconstructed by Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS). Mumineen from around the world travel to the Mazar Mubarak of Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA). Even local tribes pay tribute to him by doing ziyarat. Syedi Abdeali Imaduddin (RA) says of Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA): “If he so directed the moon, it would fall at his feet. If he so directed a corpse, it would come alive.” Such words clearly demonstrate the shaan of Syedi Fakhruddin Shaheed (RA).
Md Rasulullah (SAW) - Milad un-nabi
Rasulullah (SA) was born on Monday the 12th of Rabi ul Awwal in Mecca Moazzama. During the time of Rasulullah’s (SA) wiladat, many extraordinary things happened around the world. Among some of these were, The castle of Kisra, the ruler of Persia, developed a huge crack, The holy fire of the Parsi’s was extinguished, The Lake of Sava dried up, Rasulullah’s mother was Maulatena Amena binte Wahab and his father was Maulana Abdullah (SA). After the wafat of Maulana Abdullah (SA), Rasulullah (SA) went to live with his dada (grandfather), Maulana Abdul Mutalib (SA). At the age of 8, after the wafat of Maulana Abdul Mutalib (SA), Rasulullah (SA) came to the house of his kaka (uncle), Maulana Abu Talib (SA), father of Maulana Ali ibn Abu Talib. Rasulullah married Moalatena Khadija (SA), who was the mother of Maulatena Fatema (SA) Ummul Mumeneen,
Sunday, February 3, 2008
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